Frightful Night!!! Well, Not Really...

So I had a dream last night that I am dying to tell you about. Let me see, how does this go.

I was visited by an alien, he was here to kidnap me.  Quite a cutie huh!?...

But he meant business...

I knew I was in trouble when Death showed up, I just knew this wasn't going to be my night

Oddly enough this Mr. Death was nice

Just as the two were trying to get me, the law showed up, Say hello to Mr. Woodie

Thank goodness for the Sheriff, he took care of those thugs.  Scared'em so bad, they fled without their mask

Now every night I fall asleep with my own little patrolman watching over my house

And patrolling the streets of my mind, ensuring those bad guys never return